So I don't think "Snow & Sadness" by Smashy Claw will have a long shelf life, but I liked the concepts of the tunes and I got a bit of a chuckle. So it's I report and you decide time.
So I certainly liked the title of "It's Technically Possible That I'll Be Home For Christmas" and I liked the idea of going straight after a holiday heavyweight. This one's Pop Punk-ish and, obviously the message is that our protagonist will NOT be home for Christmas, even though its technically possible he could be.
Next is the anti-Christmas wish list for Santa, "Booze, Boobs, Blood and Blow". And I started out, here, to tell a drug joke and, well....let's just not, OK?
Third up is a take-off on the Chipmunks Christmas tune. In "Christmunks", it would seem that we have a priest or a minister and, I dunno, some alter boys, maybe? The tune is basically about the theoretically devoted laughing at everyone else who will burn in hell...but done sarcastically. I gotta be honest. I thought the premise was funny, but I couldn't make it all the way through (and I think I might have heard a curse word in there, but who knows what else happened after I bailed.
Finally, we get "Santa Had A Heart Attack" which is more along the lines of your average "Santa's Dilemma" novelty.
Your call. Don't shoot the messenger. This one's available at Bandcamp.